Life & Byline
(my life is a daily newspaper)
Today’s (coded) Headlines;
A whisper strewn like a bag of marbles
on your hard wood and crawling
to your toes, kid, so be safe.
Buy extra socks!
My Creativity is Matt Damon’s Character in Good Will Hunting!
It twists and turns and
makes fun of the asshole at the bar
who just wants a degree to be a dickhead.
I have drunkenly sung Pulp’s
Common People at least twice
In some random neighbourhood.
No future shows planned or booked though.
The country is falling into
piles of pawn shops and palaces
Peppering the the top of the pile are
Idiots kicking bigger
holes than their buddies in the
sand just to be tough!
The disease known as heart seems
To have won the right to speak later
today at the woman debate.
The testosterone rebels are of course
planning action and have no intention
of being “pussy whipped or any of that gay shit”
one source noted.
The woman from Fight Club with her
nitrate and her loneliness.
The gushy feeling from the
jersey solidarity scene in Rudy.
The theme song for Cheers.
A butterfly is introduced to
corporate rock and goes back
to being a caterpillar.
A bunch of animals get further encroached.
Something dies that gets put on a different
Snakes get shot in fields.
Chicken catching has been declared
the least responded to job posting, ever.
(Additionally, only 9 percent of first day workers return.)
The people who run Money Mart have
bought all the temp services, and
essentially own the new market.
Someone somewhere, gets richer.
A junky does the funky down the street.
This is metropolitan life, after all.
Don’t go out.
Plenty to do right here.